1) An ancient power arises from the deep and says "This year's convention
will be the best ever and its success assured for a decade to follow, but
one of your concom must be found naked in the swimming pool with a
pitcher of margaritas, a python, and a mariachi band playing Bob Denver
tunes on Saturday night." Who do you pick, or do you let the convention
take its chances?
Well, gee, the hard part there is where am I gonna find a mariachi band who'll play Bob Denver tunes (who is Bob Denver?) next Saturday night? obviously the easiest thing would be for me to take the other role, since I swim very well, and I'm friendly with both Pythons and Margaritas. And I think I could contrive to be found naked, at least by my husband. :)
2) Pick one: Drop-dead gorgeous the rest of your life or never get sick
Never get sick again.
Hopefully stop being sick sometime soon too. That better be part of the deal. If I never get sick *again* but just never get *well*, that's not fair.
3) What school-related choice would you make differently if you could
change it now?
I would have done whatever I could to change my Supervisor back when I initially found out I didn't like him, (roughly 2 weeks before I was accepted to college) and every couple months after that. Then I would have finished school before the wedding and lined up a job before graduating. those would have both been nice.
4) What is it with Ann Arbor and fish tanks?
I don't know. I never had a fishtank while growing up here. Bill and I have had fishtanks wherever we have lived, but currently Ann Arbor does seem to have a particularly fish-enabling culture, expecially in our circle of friends.
5) You get one celebrity to do your housework in nothing but a lacy apron
and cap, one to drive your new limo in nothing but a chauffeur's hat and
tall leather boots, and one to do the gardening in nothing but workboots,
gloves and a baseball cap. Who do you pick for which role?
Well, given what I've recently been watching, I guess I would pick Ewan Mcgregor for the lacy apron and cap wearing housecleaner so I could see if he sings while doing the dishes, as I do, and give him the day off and see him smile (and I wouldn't particularly want to watch a set of dangling genitals I didn't intend to do anything with, and this is the only outfit suggested that reasonably might cover those). I have to admit I don't favor lacy maid's caps, though, and would probably have anyone take that part off in this role.
I would put Drew Barrymore in the tall leather boots and chauffeur's hat since a) she would look gorgeous, b) she can drive and c) I would love to get to talk to her for a while (I could ride around in the front seat with her and we could goof around picking up random people in the limo. it would be a lark!)
As for making someone garden while wearing nothing on their knees, that just sounds cruel, I'm sorry to say. The baseball cap part of the outfit made me think of Adam Sandler, whose physique was shown to good advantage in the movie Airheads. I'm sure he could contrive to wear the baseball cap in an unusual way and not be too put out to do the current gardening which, seeing as how it's winter, involves watering and fertilizing the houseplants.
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