Anyhoo, I do get out on the web from time to time. I entered Scalzi's haiku contest (to write a haiku about your own death by either spider monkeys, lasers, GPS failure, or spontaneous human combustion). As often happens with such things, after I submitted my entry I decided I liked a different version of it better. Can't really resubmit, so I thought I'd share it here:
- OH MAH CRISPINESS!
AH WILL BE LEGENDARY!
TAPE 2 KAT NAO PLZ?
As you can tell, this is a very serious contest. You have until midnight tomorrow to enter.