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November 1st, 2003
07:34 am


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How was everyone's Halloween?
Ours was pretty quiet. My co-worker had given me this perfect-looking pumpkin, but I had had neither the time nor the inspiration to carve it. Still, we gave out treats, and I figured out a way to scare the trick-or-treaters that was pretty fun.

It was a beautiful evening, so I walked home from work. I didn't see many trick-or-treaters, but I did see some impressive decorations - a front lawn filled with carved pumpkins, and one house where the upstairs front lights were being lit by a not-quite strobing flashing bluish light and they had the sillouette of a person up there so you gradually got this feeling you were being watched.

When I got home, Bill was playing Final Fantasy and reported getting a few trick-or-treaters already. I had developed the notion on the way home that there wasn't enough in the evening that was scary, so when I got home I went upstairs and got into a simple witch costume (black skirt, high-necked, long-sleeved long black shirt, witches hat, bare feet, cat earings and cat ring) and aged my face with eyeliner.* I also added a brown dot on my upper lip and did dark eyeliner around my eyes.

I took my pumpkin and the basket of goodies and a chair out on the porch, sat down with my head tilted down so the hat obscured my eyes, and froze.

I'm quite good at holding still. Two years of mime training wasn't for naught. The first group to come up was three boys with their parents. The boys asked if this was an okay house to go to. The parents answered it was a very good house to go to. The boys came up the walk to where I could see the lower halves of their legs and stopped uncertainly, since I didn't move. They said "Trick or Treat." There was a pause. I looked up, leaned forward, raised my hands at them and said "Boo!" all very fast and theatrically. It was so old-fashioned a scare it's funny, but it worked! The boy in the lead jumped and reared back and the look on his face was fabulous! classic! After they got their treats and headed on the parents complimented me on my staying still and said they had been hoping for something scary.

Even better was the group of kids whose mother was carrying their bags and walked up ahead of them. They were asking "Is it real?" and she was inching toward me saying "I hope it's not real" - she was going to touch me to find out! When I said "Boo!" they all screamed and ran away to the driveway before they came back for goodies. Including mom. That was the highlight of the night. As they walked away I froze again and the little boy said to his mom "She's getting ready for another customer!" it was very cute.

We didn't really have that many kids come, but it seemed like more than last year. Around 8:45 I got hungry and went in to make tacos for dinner and I think we only had two groups come after that.

*Aging the face: That is one of the truly useful things I learned in advanced stage makeup - add creases to the area between your eyebrows, add wrinkles in the corners of your eyes, darken the creases that run from your nose to the corners of your mouth, and add shadows on either side of your chin to make a suggestion of jowls. You can also add horrizontal lines on your forehead but I was going to wear a hat, so I didn't bother. In all cases it's easier and more believable if you scrunch up your face so you're adding wrinkles in the right places - the places where the skin naturally folds.

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Date:November 1st, 2003 05:23 am (UTC)
Very good! I did the same trick several years ago when I still lived with my parents. The best was the little kid saying to their parent "I don't wanna go there, there's someone on the porch" and the parent replying "No, don't worry, it's just a stuffed dummy." Tee-hee!
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Date:November 1st, 2003 05:28 am (UTC)
(big smile) Anne, you're great. I only wish I could have seen that.

I'm glad you had a fun time! I did too!
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Date:November 1st, 2003 07:58 am (UTC)
My 'standard' Halloween routine for the trick or treaters is similar. I hear a knee length black cap e and hood, and a fencer's mask over my face, and hold a staff. I'll position myself somewhere along the walk up to the house and freeze (Denise is generally on the porch with the candy). The kids will sidle past me, giving me LOTS of room. Then, I'll speak -- just speak -- and they'll jump. Usually there are at least a few kids who absolutely refuse to come up the walk past me...

This year, I put a pair of newspaper-stuffed pants and shoes under a bush so it looked like there was a body under it. We had one trick-or-treater come back because she was so 'worried about the man under the bush" and why he didn't get up.

Nothing like traumatizing the kids. :-)
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Date:November 1st, 2003 10:26 am (UTC)
That's awesome! Good job terrifying the children...I love halloween. (:
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Date:November 1st, 2003 07:53 pm (UTC)
Well, this was the first Halloween in a very long time where I didn't do a costume and didn't go to any parties. :-( I had to be out of my apartment by midnight last night, and so I was there (til 1am, in fact), and then unloading until about 2am here.

And managed to get freaked because, while I was unloading my stuff, some kids came by with bb guns and shot out one of my neighbor's windows. Scared me pretty badly, but probably nowhere near as bad as it did them, or their kids. *sigh*

Welcome to the neighborhood, I guess.
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Date:November 3rd, 2003 07:17 pm (UTC)
Chuckles... Sharon used to dress up all witchy with a cauldron on the porch, she frightened some of the small children so much they ran screaming and crying to their parents and wouldn't come up on the porch to get candy. Not many kids in Dearborn this year, lots in Dearborn Hts and downriver.
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