I googled "Anne needs" and some of the results are indeed amusing.
Anne needs to win sexiest veg!
The elephant Anne needs to retire
Anne Needs No Man!
Anne needs a group of at least 6 people. (What on earth will I do with them?!?) ...
Anne needs your support. (I could be running for office) ...
Anne needs help and her parents decide medication is the best alternative.
Anne needs to be at least pardoned for the crimes she didn't commit!
Anne needs no enhancement.