Ideas?
So far I've come up with the following:
ConFusion XXX -ConFusion welcomes its 30th year with open arms!
ConFusion XXX -Over the hill? Just watch us shimmy!
there's also the more riske variant,
ConFusion XXX -ConFusion welcomes its 30th year with open (ahem) arms!
or
ConFusion XXX -Come hither to celebrate ConFusion's 30th year!
Opinions?