What would you do with a kangeroo?
Ride it to school of course !
Love him and hug him and squeeze him and call him George! (and teach him to fight like Roger in Tekken 3)
Well, I mean, that depends, doesn't it? I mean, if I were on a desert island, I would name him "lunch" so, when the time came, it would be easier...
But, if he were a GIFT, I'd teach him nifty tricks and name him something really groovy, like "Kali-Ma," or "Loki," or "Namaste."
But, if he just showed up in my yard or something, and I knew it wasn't someone else's... I'd SELL him on the Exotic Pet Black Market!! After assuring he was going to a good (and wealthy) home, of course. Because I have enough trouble being responsible for myself, let alone another living creature, but a few extra grand never offends. :-)
Let it carry my car keys.
Ah hears they make good eatin'...
...taste like people.